Reasons Kate is delusional right now

R.I.P. Jordin's car, Topanga.

Saturdays are for:

•  sleeping in until 11:00 a.m.
• marathon phone conversations with your best friend as she rants about her terrible week.
• 4:00 p.m. Mass with squealing little kids.
• dinner out at 5:00 p.m. with all the lovely senior citizens.
• Star Wars marathons with your dad, while discussing all the possible religious references.
• second dinners with your girlfriends at BDubs (Buffalo Wild Wings) with men dressed up in cow uniforms and a possible minor league team in the dining area.
• spending 10 minutes in a drive-thru just trying to decide what to order for your friend's mom.
• rollin' through the hood blasting a Whole New World with all the windows down, hanging out the windows, and loudly serenading innocent bystanders.
• awkwardly running into your P.E. student teacher at a party.
• sitting in a park's parking lot for a half hour waiting on a friend who will never show up.
• and falling asleep on the same mattress as two other girls after a couple hours of Facebook creeping and bad-mouthing anyone and everyone.

Sundays are for:

• relaxation.

Too bad I had to spend 3 hours at an ACT Prep thing with 4 other girls and the school guidance counselor.

Hope your weekend was super-wonder-fantastical!